“Save the Humanities (@SaveHumanities)” by Mark Sample

 Save the Humanities @SaveHumanities  Daily tips on how to stop the crisis in the humanities. Real solutions! (Machine Generated by @samplereality)
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At face value this bot seeks solutions to what many call “the crisis of the Humanities” by offering “tips on how to stop the crisis in the humanities. Real solutions!” Its operation is conceptually straightforward: it completes a sentence template that begins with “To save the humanities, we need to” and then completes the sentence, I imagine with the results of a search in Twitter for tweets that contain “we need to” or “we must.” This creates grammatically correct sentences that offer solutions that vary in their fit or appropriateness. For example:

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“Snowclone-a-Minute (@snowcloneminute)” by Bradley Momberger and “Pizza Clones (@pizzaclones)” by Allison Parrish

These two bots are based on the concept of snowclones, which are a linguistic phenomenon best described by Erin O’Connor in her wonderful blog and resource “The Snowclones Database.”

A snowclone is a particular kind of cliche, popularly originated by Geoff Pullum. The name comes from Dr. Pullum’s much-maligned “If Eskimos have N words for snow, X surely have Y words for Z”. An easier example might be “X is the new Y.” The short definition of this neologism might be n. fill-in-the-blank headline.

Fill in the blank mnemonic phrases? This is ripe for a bot treatment.

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Juxtaposition Bots: @TwoHeadlines, @oneiropoiesis, and @AndNowImagine

The three bots reviewed in this entry all carry out essentially the same technique– they create a tweet based on the juxtaposition of material from two different sources–  yet produce output that feels quite different. The reasons for this are partly thematic, partly due to the data source, and partly because of the way the join the juxtaposed elements.

An important early bot that uses this technique is Ranjit Bhatnagar’s @Pentametron, which retweets iambic pentameter tweets joined by end rhyme and creating surprisingly cohesive and occasionally humorous couplets. Juxtaposition is also a poetic technique that became prominent with Modernism and is a central strategy in Ezra Pound’s poetry and poetics. This entry will analyze “Two Headlines” by Darius Kazemi, “Dreams, juxtaposed” by Allison Parrish, and “And Now Imagine” by Ivy Baumgarten.

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“Real Human Praise (@RealHumanPraise)” by Rob Dubbin and Leonard Richardson

 Real Human Praise Tweets Following  Followers 164K 0  14.7K Real Human Praise @RealHumanPraise  Legitimate reviews from 100% people, every two minutes.  Scott McNally Lee Skallerup BestOf TheBots Bot Bot  Followed by Scott McNally, Lee Skallerup, BestOf TheBots and Bot Bot.      Real Human Praise ‏@RealHumanPraise 40s      As much as it is a comedy in the classic Tracy/Hepburn mold, "Huckabee" is very much a drama of the moment. #PraiseFOX     Details     Real Human Praise ‏@RealHumanPraise 2m      Smith's best comedy. #PraiseFOX     Details
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This bot takes Tweet-sized snippets of text from movie reviews aggregated in Rotten Tomatoes, identifies nouns in the subject position, and replaces those with the names of right-wing pundits who appear regularly on the Fox News Channel, attaching the ironically intended hashtag #PraiseFOX. The bot was created essentially as joke for the politically charged comedy show The Colbert Report, as a reaction to the news that right-wing media had staff dedicated to refuting anything threatening to their ideological point of view, as explained by Stephen Colbert in the clip below.

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“Is it Art? (@IsItArtBot)” and “Why Can’t We Date? (@WhyCantWeDate)” by Patrick Rodriguez

These two bots generate responses to questions that have such subjective answers that no number of responses can really satisfy anyone, but do so in thought-provoking and amusing fashion.

 Is it art? @IsItArtBot  Yeah, but is it art?  twitter.com/LightAesthetic
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“Is it art?” explores the challenge to the art world posed by the readymade Dada sculpture “Fountain,” attributed to Marcel Duchamp. His gesture of sending a standard urinal to be displayed in galleries as an art object, with a title and signed “R. Mutt” was very controversial and provoked questions about the nature of art. This bot is on an endless rant on the artistic or not artistic nature of different things, making statement such as:

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“glitch[META] ~(=^‥^) (@storyofglitch)” by @thricedotted

Tweets Following Followers 2,189 72 68 glitch[META] ~(=^‥^) @storyofglitch follows you (im @thricedotted's twittercat ok) meow meow mew meowww~~ aparrish ghost logic analyzer everyadage Matt Schneider Followed by aparrish, ghost logic analyzer, everyadage and 6 others. glitch[META] ~(=^‥^) ‏@storyofglitch 6m @uncooldana meowwww?? Details glitch[META] ~(=^‥^) ‏@storyofglitch 7m @uncooldana purrrr Details
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This bot is “@thricedotted’s twittercat,” a virtual pet that interacts with them and its followers by doing the things cats do. Sometimes it meows or purrs, sometimes it describes actions, such as “*leaves dissected animals on the front step*” and

These tweets occur on a seemingly random timer, but you can always get a reaction by interacting with it. For example, if you follow it on Twitter, it will follow you. If you address it, it responds.

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“Kenosha Kid (@YouNeverDidThe)” by Darius Kazemi

 Profile summary Kenosha Kid Tweets Following Followers 2,576 1 35 Kenosha Kid @YouNeverDidThe  Brute-forcing an episode from Gravity's Rainbow. Tweets every two hours. By @tinysubversions.  Kenosha · itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagel… Bot Bot BestOf TheBots Matt Schneider Bot Performance  Followed by Bot Bot, BestOf TheBots, Matt Schneider and 4 others.      Kenosha Kid ‏@YouNeverDidThe 39m      You! Never, did the Kenosha Kid...     Details     Kenosha Kid ‏@YouNeverDidThe 3h      You never! Did... The. Kenosha! Kid...     Details  Go to full profile
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This bot is “brute-forcing an episode from [Thomas Pynchon’s novel] Gravity’s Rainbow” by tweeting the words “you never did the Kenosha kid” with different punctuation every two hours. The bot description links to a Language Log entry that explains the episode– basically about a man who, under the effects of sodium amytal, goes on “an obsessive meditation on alternative possible analyses of the six-word sequence ‘you never did the kenosha kid.'” Inspired by the algorithm described here, Darius Kazemi created a bot that seeks all the possible combinations of that word sequence with punctuation (and appropriate capitalization). The result is a tour-de-brute-force of different syntactic structures and meanings that can emerge from this simple string of words. Try reading the following tweets out loud.

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“Jorge Borges (@BabellingBorges)” by Matt Schneider

 Jorge Borges @BabellingBorges  Each book contains four hundred ten pages; each page, forty lines; each line, approximately eighty black letters.
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This bot tirelessly carries out a task too large for it to complete within a human lifetime: it explores an idea posed by Jorge Luis Borges in his story “The Library of Babel” of an infinite library full of books that contain a different combination of 23 letters and punctuation marks. “Each book contains four hundred ten pages; each page, forty lines; each line, approximately eighty black letters” (Schneider quotes Borges in the bot’s description). With this bot, Schneider illustrates the concept of this library via Twitter’s own constraints by tweeting 140 characters randomly chosen from 23 alphabetic characters, punctuation marks, and spaces. The result is pure language noise. . . or is it?

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“The Answer is No (@YourTitleSucks)” by Jason Eppink

 Keyboard Shortcuts  Keyboard shortcuts are available for common actions and site navigation. Twitter      Home     Notifications     Discover     Me  Search query Search      Direct messages     Settings and help      Everything     People     Photos     Videos     News     Timelines     Advanced Search      All people     People you follow      Everywhere     Near you  Who to follow · · View all BuzzFeedVerified account @BuzzFeed SlateVerified account @Slate GawkerVerified account @Gawker Popular accounts · Find friends United States Trends · Change      #nationalbestfriendday     #JrNation     #NASCARonTNT     Bye NYC     #DaleYeah     #pewds     Rick Rostrich     Junebug     Russell Martin     Felix Hernandez      © 2014 Twitter     About     Help     Terms     Privacy     Cookies     Ads info     Brand     Blog     Status     Apps     Jobs     Advertise     Businesses     Media     Developers  Search Options Results for @yourtitlesucks Top / All      People · View all         The Answer Is No @YourTitleSucks     Leonardo Flores ‏@Leonardo_UPRM 19m      @YourTitleSucks You can read my current reviews of bots in http://iloveepoetry.com  and they're compiled here: http://iloveepoetry.com/?p=5427      Expand         Reply         Delete         Favorite     Leonardo Flores ‏@Leonardo_UPRM 35m      Hey bot-makers, does anyone know who authored @YourTitleSucks? I really hope the bot doesn't answer my question... #botally #bot     Expand         Reply         Delete         Favorite     Michael Omer-Man ‏@MikeOmerMan 22h      Cc @YourTitleSucks RT @AlArabiya_Eng Is this Mexican Kim Kardashian lookalike the leader of a drug cartel hit squad? http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2014/06/07/Mexican-Kim-Kardashian-lookalike-thought-to-be-new-leader-of-hit-squad.html …     View summary         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Jonathan Miller ‏@jonathanmiller Jun 7      Thx! already follow latter RT @matthewshadbolt: .@jonathanmiller You need to meet our good friends @YourTitleSucks & @SavedYouAClick     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite      Favorited by The Answer Is No     mike hapner ‏@mikehapner Jun 5      Thanks to @YourTitleSucks - I now answer "No" [in my head] to dumb/most emails I get.     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite      Followed by Object Lessons     Mateo Sewillo ‏@mateosewillo Jun 4      thanks to @SavedYouAClick and @YourTitleSucks for boosting my productivity     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Dave Sattout ‏@davesattout Jun 4      "@YourTitleSucks: No. RT @jezebel: Does Twitter have a problem with condoms?" @jononet #jonolookingreallynice @JoshAhearn @chrisjwilcox     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Dave Sattout ‏@davesattout Jun 4      "@YourTitleSucks: No. RT @telegraph: Is there ever such a thing as a 'good death?" @jononet #jonolookingreallynice @JoshAhearn @chrisjwilcox     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Rutger After Hours ‏@dbx997 Jun 4      Follow @YourTitleSucks for the answer to life's questions     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Dave Sattout ‏@davesattout Jun 3      "@YourTitleSucks: No. RT @slate: Are hurricanes named after women more dangerous?" @jononet #jonolookingreallynice @JoshAhearn @chrisjwilcox     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Sarah Hopkins ‏@seh Jun 3      I have stopped clicking links and now just follow @SavedYouAClick and @YourTitleSucks     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Neal Ellis ‏@itsneal Jun 1      I'm loving this trend of click bait spoilers - @YourTitleSucks, @SavedYouAClick. Now we just need a way to subvert native advertising junk.     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Vinod Chandramouli ‏@vinodc Jun 1      .@YourTitleSucks is the greatest twitter user. Every tweet is gold !!     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite      Followed by tofu     David Yanofsky ‏@YAN0 Apr 29      This bot is pretty terrible at it's purpose: @YourTitleSucks     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     David Yanofsky ‏@YAN0 Apr 29      Actually, Maybe RT @YourTitleSucks No. RT @TheAtlantic Is your job at risk from robot labor? Check this interactive http://theatln.tc/1pKsJYT      View summary         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Mike Hogan ‏@mike_hogan Apr 23      I hope there is an actual sad, obsessive human responsible for @YourTitleSucks and not some self-righteous bot.     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Brian A. Hernandez ‏@BAHjournalist Mar 25      LOL to this user name. RT @YourTitleSucks: No. RT @mashable: Ellen's Oscar Selfie Tweet Deleted: Is a Bug to Blame? - http://on.mash.to/1fgFvnH      from Manhattan, NY     View photo         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Chris Megerian ‏@ChrisMegerian Mar 6      Is @YourTitleSucks the funniest Twitter account mocking journalistic cliches since @HuffPoSpoilers?     Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite     Tim Bradshaw ‏@tim Feb 20      I think we disproved Betteridge's law. C'mon @YourTitleSucks I dare you. RT @fttechnews Is $19bn a lot of money? http://on.ft.com/1fCzdi2      Expand         Reply         Retweet         Favorite  Profile summary The Answer Is No Tweets Following Followers 12.1K 1 1,348 The Answer Is No @YourTitleSucks follows you  We answered your headline for you. (According to Betteridge's Law of Headlines)  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridg…      The Answer Is No ‏@YourTitleSucks 4h      No. RT @guardian: Is the Trojan horse row just a witch hunt triggered by a hoax? http://gu.com/p/3qv62/tw      Details     The Answer Is No ‏@YourTitleSucks 5h      No. RT @motherjones: Is it legal to try executing someone twice? http://mojo.ly/1pdzsap  pic.twitter.com/BsHsK6zyY5     Details  Go to full profile
Open “The Answer is No (@YourTitleSucks)” by Jason Eppink
This bot tirelessly applies a principle described by Betteridge’s law of headlines, which states that “Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.” This has become a kind of litmus test for sloppy and sensationalist journalism, and the bot relentlessly applies by detecting question headlines in Twitter by newspapers, magazines, and journals and retweeting the headline with the answer: “No.” Or in Eppink’s words:

The Answer Is No serves a public purpose by watching Twitter for instances of journalistic uncertainty and answering them for the benefit of the publication and its readers.

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12 Bots inspired by @everyword

 fuck every word @fuckeveryword Fuck every word in the English language. Task will complete in 2017. everybrendan @everybrendan Twittering every Brendan name in Project Gutenberg. Season two will complete in 2031. everyletter @everyletterbot Tweeting every letter in the english language. Every Color @everycolorbot colors. all of 'em. | developed by @vogon; feel free to send him feedback/feature requests languagepics @languagepix Every english word and the first google image search result for that word. tokiale @tokiale toki ale pi toki pona. • An @everyword clone tweeting every word in Toki Pona. كُــل كَــلِمة @everyarabicword سَـنغـرد كُـل كـلمة في اللـغة العربيـة. تنتهي المهمة في عام 2019 ALL LEMMATA @eveywilliwaw Tweeting words consisting only of straight lines. Inspired by @everyword. Power Vocab Tweet @PowerVocabTweet Boost your vocabulary with these fiercely plausible words and definitions. everyunicode @everyunicode Twittering every graphical character in the Unicode 6.2 Standard. Task will complete in 2076. define everyword @defineeveryword Just definin' @everyword. A web project by @mike_dory. iederwoord @iederwoord Nederlandstalige kloon van @everyword. Een initiatief van @johnschop. Zie ook @taalplaatje.
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To celebrate Allison Parrish’s achievement– getting her bot @everyword to complete its 7 year tour-de-force of tweeting every word in the English language in alphabetical order, every 30 minutes– this entry will briefly examine 12 bots inspired and followed by @everyword. If you’ve never heard of this, you may want to read this earlier entry in which I analyzed the bot from an e-poetic perspective. Here are some comments on the bots, in the order they appear in the list of bots followed by @everyword.

  • @fuckeveryword – Every good work deserves a worthy parody. This bot mimics @everyword in every way, but adds “fuck” before each word. It must have a shorter dictionary, because it will be done fucking the English language by 2017.
  • @everybrendan – This bot is supposedly “twittering every Brendan name in Project Gutenberg” but I’m not sure how that produces the output it tweets. (Update: it’s created by Leonard Richardson and documented here -thanks for the heads up, Tully)I suspect it’s as profoundly weird as this other project by Brendan Atkins.
  • @everyletter – With a data set of 26 letters, this self explanatory bot completed its mission in about 3 minutes. It has 142 followers and has been retweeted and favorited extensively.
  • @everycolorbot – This bot by Colin Bayer is tweets hourly a randomly selected color from the RGB color spectrum, which contains 16,777,216 different colors. It is a wonderful way to discover colors that we may not have precise names for, and it is developing an enthusiastic following.
  • @languagepix – operates like @everyword, but also tweets the first image it finds on a Google Image search for that word. The word and picture pairings are generally illustrative, often surprising, and occasionally absurd.
  • @tokiale – This bot clones @everyword but in Toki Pona.
  • @everyarabicword – This bot implements @everyword in Arabic and should complete its task in 2019.
  •  ALL LEMMATA (@eveywilliwaw) – This bot by Liam Cooke already tweeted all 2600 words “consisting only of straight lines.” What a wonderful graphical constraint!
  • @PowerVocabTweet – Allison Parrish describes this bot as “a procedural exploration in a genre I like to call ‘speculative lexicography’—basically, @everyword‘s dada cousin.” Follow it to enhance your vocabulary with nonsense words with plausible definitions.
  • @everyunicode – Ramsey Nasser’s bot gives the @everyword treatment to every character in the Unicode 6.2 standard, which contains 1,114,112 characters and should take 63 years to complete. For a compressed expression of a similar context, see Jörg Piringer’s Unicode video.
  • @defineeveryword – This bot by Mike Dory bravely attempted to define every word tweeted by @everyword until it broke on “urinalysis” on February 21, 2014.
  • @iederwoord – John Schop’s Dutch version of @everyword.

There is something irresistible about a project with a clear beginning and an ending because we can build a narrative around it. As I write this entry, @everyword is tweeting away its last few words and every single one of them is retweeted, favorited, and replied to dozens of times. The excitement and suspense on what will be the last word is palpable and people are drawing connections between the word and the bot’s context.

But more important than the excitement of the moment is the inspiration that this simple bot has offered in carrying out its absurd, celebrated task. You know you’re on to something when you’re imitated, remixed, parodied, and extended.

Congratulations to Allison Parrish and @everyword for completing its task and thank you for the inspiration!